Nifty Fifty Fridays
50 Nonprofit Themed Knock Knock Jokes
Everyone loves a good knock knock joke, right?
Some of these are pretty groan-worthy… But they’ll bring a smile to your face!
If you’d like to laugh (and learn!) with other nonprofit leaders, come to the1. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Donor.
Donor who?
Donor forget our fundraising gala tonight!
2. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Grant.
Grant who?
Grant us a moment, we're celebrating our latest funding!
3. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Volunteer.
Volunteer who?
Volunteer time, and we'll make a difference together!
4. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mission.
Mission who?
Mission accomplished with your help!
5. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Deduct.
Deduct who?
Deduct this donation from your taxes!
6. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gala.
Gala who?
Gala-vanting around, spreading our cause!
7. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Budget.
Budget who?
Budget didn't see our latest success story coming!
8. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Impact.
Impact who?
Impact-ful programs start with your support!
9. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonprofit.
Nonprofit who?
Nonprofit much in my wallet, but I give my heart!
10. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fundraise.
Fundraise who?
Fundraise the roof when we hit our goal!
11. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Outreach.
Outreach who?
Outreach out and touched many lives today!
12. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Board.
Board who?
Board meetings might be long, but they’re worth it!
13. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Campaign.
Campaign who?
Campaign you believe we did it!
14. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charity.
Charity who?
Charity begins at home, and our home is here with you!
15. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Donate.
Donate who?
Donate what you can, every bit helps!
16. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vision.
Vision who?
Vision-ary ideas come from passionate people like you!
17. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Volunteer.
Volunteer who?
Volunteer or not, you're making a difference!
18. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Match.
Match who?
Match-ing grants double the fun and funds!
19. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pledge.
Pledge who?
Pledge a little, and watch us go a long way!
20. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Program.
Program who?
Program-ming changes when donors like you step up!
21. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Event.
Event who?
Event you attend helps us shine!
22. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Workshop.
Workshop who?
Work-shop till you drop, making our community better!
23. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Steward.
Steward who?
Stew-ard you hear about our latest project?
24. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Canvass.
Canvass who?
Can-vass the neighborhood for support!
25. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elevate.
Elevate who?
Elevate our cause to new heights!
26. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philanthropy.
Philanthropy who?
Phil-anthropy with hope and support!
27. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Legacy.
Legacy who?
Leg-a-see the change you’re creating!
28. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Outreach.
Outreach who?
Out-reach for the stars and achieve our goals!
29. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Feedback.
Feedback who?
Feed-back into the community with love and care!
30. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annual.
Annual who?
Annu-al be amazed by the difference we make together!
31. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mobilize.
Mobilize who?
Mo-bilize our community to action!
32. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Network.
Network who?
Net-work together and see how we thrive!
33. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Partnership.
Partnership who?
Part-ner-ship sails smoother with you on board!
34. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Engage.
Engage who?
Engage-ments like these build our community!
35. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Collaborate.
Collaborate who?
Collab-orate with us and watch the magic unfold!
36. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Metrics.
Metrics who?
Met-rics and bounds is how far we've come!
37. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Survey.
Survey who?
Sur-vey says, our impact is growing!
38. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sustain.
Sustain who?
Sus-tain our momentum with your generosity!
39. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Webinar.
Webinar who?
Web-in-ar moment, we’ll share our success stories!
40. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Empower.
Empower who?
Em-power people to change the world!
41. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Allocate.
Allocate who?
All-o-cate resources where they’re needed most!
42. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Share.
Share who?
Share-ing our stories, thanks to you!
43. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Inspire.
Inspire who?
In-spire generations with our combined efforts!
44. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Connect.
Connect who?
Connect-ing donors and needs, one project at a time!
45. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mobilize.
Mobilize who?
Mo-bilize our volunteers and let’s get going!
46. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Implement.
Implement who?
Imple-ment new strategies for better results!
47. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goals.
Goals who?
Goal-s are set, now let’s reach them!
48. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Prospect.
Prospect who?
Pros-pect new opportunities with every donation!
49. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Integrate.
Integrate who?
Inte-grate all our resources for bigger impact!
50. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stewardship.
Stewardship who?
Stew-ardship is a two-way street, and we value you!
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